baseline studio stocks kids will cuss

For those of you who have been hounding me about how to get our stuff, we'd like to announce that Baseline Studio is now stocking it. There is one in Long Street (next to Mr. Pickwicks) and for our Stellenbosch friends, fans and family there is one in Plein Street (Shop 4 Joerning Building). They're going for R199 at the shop and you get a kids will cuss sticker with it. They'll only be there for a few weeks (or until they sell out) so stop on by. *hi five*

Baseline Long Street

Baseline Stellenbosch

we love mark! yes, we do, it's true.

(we don't know the two guys on the sides, they're not ours)

Drum n Bass DJ, Niskerone (if you haven't already seen his  fantastic adventure diary posted up all over the interwebs) went galavanting around Europe for the past few weeks and played at Monegros Festival, infront of tons and tons and tons of drunk people wearing, uh huh, a kids will cuss tshirt.

Go read the full article of Mr. Marky Marks European Tour Diary on dontparty.co.za. Earlier today it reached the number one read post in SA. *hi five*

Mark, we love you, you're our favey. 

[European Tour Diary Link]

we've got stickers.

We've got a whole bunch of stickers, which you'll be seeing around the city soon. If you want one for your room, your car, your favourite bathroom stall or for your own personal sticker book collection, come find us. We'll also be giving them out free with tshirts.

popskarr likes to cuss

Yannick from Popskarr wore one of our shirts at the gig on Friday. He cut it up, but we forgive him... kinda.

we-are-on-we-are-awesome

...for reals. We finally, in our ever so short existence got a tiny feature on the we-are-awesome blog. *hi five*. We'd like to thank Andy and Seanskie and also commend them on their good taste. We thought it only right to show our appreciation by presenting them with the stick man of gratitude. 

"we're totes awes"

This is our first feature on the we-are-awesome site under any category. Go us!... yes, okay, that is Warwick.

today today!

tomorrow tomorrow!

We're getting in our first batch of tees tomorrow! Its this one, the logo tee. It's pretty. You want one. So email me with your size and how I should get it to you.

zahra.robertson@gmail.com

face for our face - competition

One of these stick men could be YOU!!!

So we're having a competition... duh, for the "our face" thingie thing. We put up a post about it the other day and since we've had quite a few people telling us they want it. Some people are good, others are not so good so we've decided to leave the voting work up to the public, thus making my job of saying no to the unworthies easier.

If you still want to enter, there is still lots of time left - competition will only be put up in 2 weeks or so. Email your name, age, location and something lame and/or embarrassing about yourself, along with a picture showing us and everyone else why you are worthy of being our face to zahra.robertson@gmail.com. All entries will be put into the competition... don't be shy, we're even putting ourselves in the competition for jokes. This is all.

a face for our face

We put up the post about looking for a face and we've gotten quite a few people who want to be it. Lots of unfortunate cases and some good ones too... none the less we have decided to have a competition and let you decide. If you want to be our face send in your pictures to zahra.robertson@gmail.com and we'll put them up in the competition ... which will be up in the first week of July.

searching for your face

"dude, where the f@$% do we buy them?!"

Q: (as above)

A: We're not going to put kids will cuss into any stores just yet as those corporate bastards like to over price things. So, to keep the price around R180 we will be delivering them to you. If you are in Joburg and Pretoria, we will post them to you, but the posting will cost ya! 

We are looking at sending up a box of t-shirts so let us know via email (zahra.robertson@gmail.com) if you are interested in buying. We are also looking for someone that side who is willing to help us distribute them. Again, let us know if you're keen. Also, here is a picture of Squirtal which may explain quite a lot...

worldwide, futuristik - an update

So, kids will cuss have been public for less than a month and we are proud to announce that we have already got an international fan base. We have recently discovered that we are known from our doorstep at the tip of the world in Cape Town, to France, to Germany, to Greece, to Taiwan, to down under in Australia, to Israel and Japan, to Belgium and Norway, then all the way to the island of Mauritius and back to the Netherlands, across the sea to the USA, and back across the sea to the land of the Queen, the United Kingdom and then all the way to Serbia! (yeah you read that last one right) That means we have covered 15 countries out of a possible 195! Thanks to all our friends for becoming cussers and spreading the word.  

We are in the process of printing our first batch of kids will cuss logo t-shirts, it should be in our hands and on your chests by early July. Please help us out by going to our kids will cuss Facebook Page and commenting on the status asking about sizes, so that we are able to reserve one for you in your size!

so this one time, in space...

So this one time, Warwick and I went to space. We came across some pretty friendly aliens and they were all like "oh my fuck! kids will cuss!". So we were all like "hellehz yeah, kids will cuss". So they took some pictures of us, because, you know, we're pretty big in space. We were lucky enough to track the picture down for you guys. Here it is... 

Hey cussers.

So we put up our Facebook Page as many people were hounding us about it. In about 24 hours we got about 150 "likes" and we just wanted to say thanks for the support. 

Check out our Facebook Page. And for those of you who have Twitter - be our friend. You'll recieve the latest up-to-date information and we'll even give you hi-fives on Fridays and when we see you out and about.

Links:

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birth

Once apon a time in a land not far from here, there were two goats. All they did was chill, graze, stroke their beards, and swear at all the sheep who passed them by. One day, while quite bored, they thought it would be quite grand to make clothes for humans. And so, 'kids will cuss' was born.